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Arz kiya hai...
Devata Ganga nadi se aa sakte hain, aur deviyan Yamuna nadi se...
Lekin kewal premi hi hain, jo Chinab nadi ke paani se bante hain.
Yeh premiyon ki bhumi hai, guruon aur santon ki bhumi hai,
is bhumi ke liye... zordaar taliyon ki gadgadahat, mere bhaiyo...
To, mere pyaare dosto, Sardaar Surjeet Singh ke ghar...
is shubh awasar par chaar chaand lagane ke liye aa pahunche hain...
Jawan dilon ki muskan, bujurgon ki shaan,
Are, mera pyaar pawitr hai, bhabhi
Khud prabhu hai mera gawaah
"Sahiban" ko Daanabaad laane ke baad
Chamkila raahat ki saans legaa
Kya ho gaya? Woh idhar chadh gai...
Mera khada kar gai...
Woh idhar chadh gai... Mera khada kar gai...
Woh idhar chadh gai...
Ek do baar, do!
- Do, do baar... - Chaar!
"Dekh lo Jaat ki mardangi,
Khada ho gaya bambugaadi sa!"
Yeh kya bakwaas likh rakha hai? Haan? Kya likha hai?
Yeh dobara likhega? Likhega?
Hey naye ishk ka pahla akshar
Samajh na sabko aawe
Koi paagal sir ko jhukata
Koi tumbi par geet gaawe
Chaahe koi sir ko jhukaata
Ya tumbi par gaawe
Sabki chaahat alag-alag hai hoti
Ek manzil tak jaawe
Thande mein garmi
Re, Chamkila bole, Teri chhaati par chiknai aai
Aai baanhon mein bhabhi, jeth sharabi, kudi patakha, steering haath mein aa gaya
Jaise hi main dopahar ko nahatee hoon Woh mujhe taakata hai
Kundi pakadkar
Ladke karte darwaaza mera Thak-thak, thak-thak
O Baapu mera gum ho gaya, teri maa ki talashi leni,
Jija, meri yoni dekhe, Main intzaar karte bhig gai
Pi laal pari, main chak-chak, oy, chak-chak
Cassette-waisette, tawe-shawe
Jhuth se use thi nafrat Jhuthe jag se thi usko nafrat
Tha woh mitti ki upaj, Neeche logon ki ramaj,
Poori jaaton ki samajh, sidha sachcha, Woh sahaj, thi jhuth se usko nafrat
Jhuthe jag se thi usko nafrat
Luk-chhupke sunenge, sun-sun ke hansenge
Mere yaar ki haddiyon se maans nikaalkar...
Use kha liya, Uske kankaal se door chale jaao...
Samay bahut apratyashit hai
Zaroorat ke samay koi dost nahin hota
- Laashon ko Ludhiyana lekar jaana... - Oy, hat be oy!
Bhai, Sat shri akaal.
Afeem ki ek goli khaao, Goli andar jaati hai, dimaag uda
Ek baar aankhen thahar gaeen
Phir chhoti chiz par Samjhauta nahin karteen
Ek galat baat ho gai
Main jeete ji mar gai
Ek galat baat hui aur yeh koi jhuth nahin
Kal padee kahaani ulti
Hey, main giri fisal ke
Mere kunware jeth ne mujhe uthaya
Hey, main giri fisal ke
Tera dupatta hata
Aur phir teraa jalwa dikha
Tere jeth ke bhagy khule Khet gai thi saag lene
Baat apne aap hi ban gai
Tere kunware jeth ne...
Baanhon mein daboch liya
Maine apne chhote dewar ko kabhi chunauti nahin di
Aur tune kabhi meri madad nahin ki
Tere kunware jeth ki kismat achchhi thi
Tu lene gai thi...
- Tu lene gai thi saag - Tu lene gai thi saag
- To aage jo hua kismat thi - To aage jo hua kismat thi
To aage jo hua kismat thi
Hey, tere kunware jeth ne...
Apni baanhon mein bhar liya, Tere kunware jeth ne
Yeh aapke bol hain. "Nakhare mat karo yuwaon jaise buddhe..."
Arre, idhar aa!
Nakhare mat kar yuwaon jaise buddhe...
Tu chuk gaya, tu chuk gaya
Chuk gaya tera utsaah buddhe
Har jagah meri badi shaan hai
Ukhaad doon darwaza, abhi itni jaan hai
Har jagah meri badi shaan hai
Ukhaad doon darwaza, abhi itni jaan hai
Tumhare jawaani ke din ab chale gaye
Tum abhi wo din talaash rahe ho, jo chale gaye hain
Tumhare jawaani ke din ab chale gaye
Tum abhi wo din talaash rahe ho, jo chale gaye hain
Tumharee gulel toot gai hai
Tu chuk gaya, tu chuk gaya
Chuk gaya tera utsaah buddhe
Bade maze loote jawaani mein maine
Kai ladkiyon ko banaya sexi
Oy bijli ke jaise...
Bijli ki tarah main maarta shot re
Buddha na samjh mujhe tu
Main adatalis gaanvon mein mashahoor hoon
Buddha na samjh mujhe tu
Nakhare mat kar yuwaon jaise buddhe...
Tu chuk gaya, tu chuk gaya
Chuk gaya tera utsaah buddhe
Bade maze loote jawaani mein maine
Kai ladkiyon ko banaya sexi
Bade maze loote jawaani mein maine
Kai ladkiyon ko banaya sexi
Bijli ki tarah main maarta shot re
Buddha na samjh mujhe tu
Sat shri akaal ji.
Moorkh banaa gayaa tujhe. Bewkoof!
Roz sharaab pikar kaam par aate ho. Tumhein ehsaas bhi nahin? Ek din, do din...
Kya ho gayaa, yaar, kyaa ho gayaa
Lagta hai ki teraa kuchh kho gaya
Teri maan ki talaashi leni hai, Baapu meraa gum ho gayaa
Kya ho gayaa, yaar, kyaa ho gayaa
Lagta hai ki teraa kuchh kho gaya
Teri maan ki talaashi leni hai, Baapu meraa gum ho gayaa
Kya ho gayaa, yaar, kyaa ho gayaa
Lagta hai ki teraa kuchh kho gaya
Teri maan meraa baap aeisa kaand kar gaye
Humko ve jeete ji maar gaye
Teri maan meraa baap aeisa kaand kar gaye
Humko ve jeete ji maar gaye
Uske marne ka samay hai Buddha kahaan ghumne chalaa gayaa
Kya ho gayaa, yaar, kyaa ho gayaa
Pataa nahin, kaise kundi ad gai
Kaise kundi ad gai Teri ma tujhse milne aati thi
Haan, woh mujhse milne aati thi
Milne to mere baap se aati thi
- jaa we jaa... kya? - Tu bataa us samay kya kartee thi
Tum donon ko ek plate mein kheer deti thi
Bolti thi ek hi thali mein kheer khaa lo.
To mujhe kaise pataa hotaa?
Juthe ki aadat lagaa di, Ab pataa nahin kidhar rasgulle kha rahe hain
Rab jaane ki yeh kundi kaise ad gai
Kab un papiyon ki nazarein milee Aur pyaar ho gayaa
Jald duniya is baare mein jaan jaayegi Aur meraa baap jaane kidhar kho gayaa
Taiyaar.
Kya ho gayaa, yaar, kyaa ho gayaa
Tu sharma kar chali gai
Tere raaz khul jaate
Hey, Jaat, meraa ji taras rahaa
Sundari, meraa dil tumhein apni baanhon mein lene ko taras rahaa
Sach mein meraa, haay re meraa...
Arre, meraa ji karta...
- Yeh kya ho gayaa, chacha... - Kuchh nahin hua!
Hey, Dhani Ram. Uth bhai. Uth jaa, uth jaa.
Akhade pe nahin janaa aaj? Oh, tere yaar tujhe lene aa gaye, yaar.
- Chaay banaakar do. - Haan, ji.
Hey, bewkoof!
- Tikki paaji, paaji. - Ek minute ruk. Baat kar rahaa hoon.
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Arre, yeh meraa
Ji karta hai
Ta, ta, ta, ta tanaa, Veer mere aa jugni
Arre, bhai, jugni meri duniya ki baaten batati aur bhagwan ka naam leti
Aur bhagwan ka naam leti
Arre, Dhakkan! Chamkile ko bol, uski inquiry aai hai.
Arre, Chacha!
Oy, teraa badan hua maila...
Satrangi kurti pahan udti phiroon
Maine badmaashi chhod di, Tu affair karnaa chhod de
Main shauk poore karne chali Teri kyon jali
Kachcha dudh peene se, Teri chhaati par malaai aai
Aawaaragardon ne humein apne jaal mein phansaaya
Aawaaragardon ne Humein apne jaal mein phansaaya
Loot-loot teri jawaani kha jaayenge Deke tujhe jhaanse
Badmaash hoon main. Mujhe jaanta nahin hai tu.
- Sat shri akaal! - Sat shri akaal! Chamkila?
Pahle yeh bataao, koi kaam-waam hai tere paas?
- Ya aise hi wakt kharaab kar rahe hain. - Haan, ji?
-"Chittha Lahoo." - Haan?
-"Chittha Lahoo." -"Chittha Lahoo."
Chori aur yaari kabhi chhupi nahin rahti
Chori aur yaari kabhi chhupti nahin
Jaise daai se aurat ka bachcha
Main yoon hi badnaam ho gai
Kabhi aankhein bhi nahin ladaain
Ab mujhse kya sharam Mujhe peene do ek ghoont mein
Ab tumse kya shatam Mujhe pee jaao ek ghoont mein
Ab mujhse kya sharam Mujhe peene do ek ghoont mein
Ab tumse kya sharam Mujhe pee jaao ek ghoont mein
Do kos se ladki soongh leta hoon
Sadkon par phirta hoon ladki ko dhoondhte
Sadkon par phirta hoon ladki...
Do kos se ladki pahchaan letaa hoon
- Do kos se pahchaan letaa hoon - Do kos se pahchaan letaa hoon
Sadkon... sadkon par phirta hoon ladki...
- Sadkon par phirta hoon ladki... - Sadkon par phirta hoon ladki...
Mujhe shaadi ki chaah hai, dewar ji
Mere pati tarse meri jawaani aur gori twachaa ke liye
Mere pati tarse meri jawaani Aur gori twachaa ke liye
Chhote dewar ki kasam, Teraa sharaabi bhaai mujhe kare pareshaan
Ab tumse kya sharmaana Jawaani ka bojh sambhaal nahin paa rahi
Mujhe chakh le, chakh le, Hatheli par rakhkar main khand ban gai
Mujhe chakh le, chakh le
Hatheli par rakhkar chakh le Main khand ban gai
Kaleja thanda kar de, mud ke na ja
Saare ladkon se main lad-lad maraa
Seene se lagaa le Main komal jaangh jaisa hoon
Dekho, kaun bol raha hai?
- Ladkiyaan mujhe dekh rahi thin. - Bilkul. Tumhein dekh rahi thin.
Joota lagaaoonga.
Baanhon mein bhabhi so ja, Tera dewar jhalega pankha
Bhaiyon, kal raat likha tha. Pasand aaya to record karaa denge.
Baanhon mein bhabhi so ja, Tera dewar jhalega pankha
Main pakka mar jaati Aadhi raat ko khatiya thaam letaa
Woh rahta nashe mein dhutt Aur oopar se munh mein zardaa bhar letaa
Uske nashe ki guthli dekhkar Main dang rah gai
Teraa bhaai sharaabi
Aaree Aaree Aaree, Aaree Aaree Aaree
Saas poochhe kya dukh hai, Main hoon teri fikr ki maari
Tu sach nahin bolti
Tera gaanv mein chakkar tha
Main sach bolti hoon
Sirf ladkiyon ki sardaar thi main
Kisne tere ang masle
Kisne tere ang masle, Kaun kar gaya tujh par sawaari
Kamar meri kaanch jaisi, Log samjhe nakhre waali
Kamar meri kaanch jaisi
Sachchi mohabbat buland karke
Rakhnaa pitaari mein tu band karke
Ronaa bhi, hansnaa bhi saath tere
Sabse chhupa rakhna ab sang maine, Haay, haay, haay, haay
Yeh mujhe de. Sab theek hai na? Haan?
Hey, Nanak, maine prashansa aur ninda ko tyaag diyaa hai.
Maine sab kuchh chhod diyaa hai aur tyaag diyaa hai.
Maine dekha hai ki saare rishte jhoothe hain.
Pawitr insaan Ishwar ka hai aur vijay Ishwar ki hai.
Meree kurt satrangi, usmein mor aur pakshi kadhe
Subah mein kachcha doodh pikar Chhaati mein malaai
Mere ghar mein, mere gaanv mein, Mere mataa-pitaa ke paas saat hain gaayein
Lofar ne garib pariwaar ki Ladkiyon ko phansaaya
Jhoothe waade karke Teri jawaani ko nasht kar denge
Mard apne latth se ladne lage aur apne gandaase ki dhaar tez kar di
Phans gai main, ab kahaan jaaoon
Kai raanjhe kaan chhidwakar Tere darwaaze par aa jaayenge
Main byaah karke chali jaaoongi, Mataa-pitaa usse niptenge
Hey, Nanak, maine prashansa aur ninda ko tyaag diyaa hai.
Maine sab kuchh chhod diyaa hai aur tyaag diyaa hai.
Badi car le li mere putr ne!
Tujhe apni baanhon mein lene ke liye
Meraa dil taras rahaa hai
Tujhe apni baanhon mein lene ke liye
...Aap sabko Prithipal Singh Dhakkan ka pyaar bharaa Sat shri Akaal!
Tujhe apni baanhon mein lene ke liye Dil taras rahaa hai
Meraa dil taras rahaa hai
Tujhe apni baanhon mein lene ke liye Dil taras rahaa hai
Chhat par chhaaya rang ji
Dhoop barsaatee
Sona rang dhartee ka, Gote rangaa hai lahariya
Donon ko chahton ne chahton se maraa, Ishkaraa, Ishkaraa, Ishkaraa, Ishkaraa
Ishkaraa, Ishkaraa, Ishkaraa...
Ishk mitaaye haay, haay
Ki maaye meraa ishk mitaae haay, haay
Ishk mitaaye haay, haay
Ki maaye meraa ishk banaaye haay, haay
Ishk mitaaye haay, haay
Ki maaye meraa ishk banaaye haay, haay
Mod gayaa paai, paai
Maahi mera mod gayaa paai, paai
Mere andar ki aag jalti rahe
Aag se khelkar main nikhraa
Meri aatma akshunn rahe
Main hoon pyaar mein dooba
Main hoon tadap rahaa
Ishk mitaaye haay, haay
Ki maaye meraa ishk banaaye haay, haay
Ishk mitaaye haay, haay
Ki maaye meraa ishk banaaye haay, haay
Mere andar ki aag jalti rahe
Maahi mera mod gayaa paai, paai
Main roz gaaoonga, main roz gaaoonga
Mujhe milee hain saari gudiyaan, Mere saath hain saari gudiyaan
Main dridh ichchhashakti waala, Main kyon daroon
AMARJOT AUR CHAMKILA
AMAR SINGH CHAMKILA AUR AMARJOT
Chamkile ke yeh gande geet, "Ho jija lakk min lai"
"Raat ko kya kiya, Patli ladki ke saath"
"Chadh ja oopar baby, Lagaakar jaanghon ka zor saara."
Teraa betaa meri tarah dikhe, O raahon mein phirne waale
Naag ko jaanghon ke beech rengne de
Naram dil, naram dil, Garam tabiyat, naram dil
Naram dil, naram dil, garam hai niyat, garam dil
Main ghar ki kheti hoon, Meri yeh tabiyat hai
Main hoon manmauji, janglee, uchchhrinkhal Kar de garam, garam, dam, daigan
Tu roothkar yeh soche, Ki main naram tu mardaan hai
Par darasal mere liye Tu aeish ka saamaan hai
Dam, dam, daigan, daigan
Dam, dam, garam, garam, dam daigan
Gupchup, gupchup, yeh na samajhe, Teraa hi hai ji karda
Gupchup, gupchup, tumse zyaada Mera bhi hai ji karda
Hey Bhagwaan, mar jaaoon gud khake!
Dam, dam, daigan, daigan Dam, dam, daigan, daigan
Dam, dam, garam, garam, dam daigan
- Meraa naram dil - Achchaa
Dam, dam, daigan, daigan Dam, dam, garam, garam, dam daigan
Chhat todne waala kalaakaar!
Dam, dam, daigan, daigan
- Sat shri akaal ji! - Sat shri akaal.
- Hmm? Chamkila? - Sat shri akaal!
"Talwaar main kalgidhar di haan", "Putt jaandi waari"
Naam jap le, naam jap le, Mere tuchchh jivan
Mushkil samay mein kaam aayega
Angrezon ke zulm, Saari hadein paar kar gaye
Huye pyaase khoon ke bhaai-bhaai
Angrezon ki shaitaani se Kya traasdi hui
Humse chheen liyaa gayaa tera Nankaana
Naam jap le
Chamkile, meraa pyaara Siviya sach bataa rahaa hai
Humse chheen liyaa gayaa tera Nankaana
Haan, "Talwaar main kalgidhar di haan."
"Kya ho gaya, Jatta, kya ho gaya", wo waala sunaa de yaar!
"Teri maan ki talaashi leni, Baapu meraa gum ho gaya."
Ab wo sunaa de, "Main bartan se dhakkan hataa, tujhe samarpan karwa..."
"Main dopahar mein nahaa rahi thi."
Teraa badaa bhaai, meraa jeth kunwara
Chhed mein se mujhe dekh rahaa
Teraa badaa bhaai, meraa jeth kunwara
Chhed mein se mujhe dekh rahaa
Main ragadakar badan par sabun lagaa rahi thi
Woh taakta rahaa, Main bhari dopahari nahaa rahi thi
Agar tu asli baap ki hoti
To meri kulhadi utha leti
Baith jaaya karo, yaar, paise dekar.
Lagta hai pahli baar aaye ho akhaade mein. Apna akhaada khud kharaab karte ho.
Baith ja, bhai. Please, koi ise baithao.
Agar tu asli baap ki hoti
- Bhatti sahab, Sat shri akaal. - Sat shri akaal.
- Meharbaani ji.
- Chamkila! - Sat shri akaal, Paaji.
Mujhe lagta hai ki pareshani ki baat to hai.
Apne kaan mere paas le aa soniye
Kaan mere paas le aa, meri baat sun le
Pyaar karne ke tarike bataoonga tumhein
Kaan mere paas le aa, meri baat sun le
Pyaar karne ke tarike bataoonga tumhein
Taaron ke niche hum baithenge saath mein
Rakh de, rakh de
Mere dil par apnaa haath rakh de
Rakh de, rakh de
Bahrain mein yeh meri aakhiri raat hai.
Bhagwan kare, har saal ya har chhah mahine baad, main aapki sewaa mein hazir hoon.
Agar koi tumhein thodaa bhi chhoo le, To tere ang maile ho jayenge
Sindoori rang tere chehre se tapakta hai
Teraa mukhdaa dekh chaand baadlon mein chhup jaayega
Mujhe chakh le, chakh le
Mujhe apni hatheli par rakhkar chakh le, Main khand ban gai
Tune apni zindagi mujhe de di
Kaan mere paas le aa meri baat sun le
Pyaar karne ke tarike bataaoongi tumhein
Kaan mere paas le aa meri baat sun le
Pyaar karne ke tarike bataaoongi tumhein
Taaron ke niche hum baithenge saath mein
Tujhe taawiz banaakar rakh loongi
Kaan mere paas le aa meri baat sun le
Haay, teri aankhon ke ishaare
Hothon se hanskar, naag se daskar
Jaan le li tune meri
Kaan mere paas le aa meri baat sun le
Tune mujhe daskar meri jaan le li
- Sat shri akaal. - Canada mein swagat hai.
Ishwar ki sampada, Ishwar ki vijay.
Koi galti ho gai, to chhota bhaai samajhkar maaf kar den.
Pahli baar jab woh chillaaya, main dar gai
Pyaar mujhe gale lagaa lo, Prabhu mujhe gale lagaa lo
Pyaar ki dhool mujhe gale lagaa lo, Har akshar mujhe gale lagaa lo
Sookhe honth mukaddar ke, Mujhmein kaid kalandar ke
Tu khol ke dekh andar, Ab naam tumharaa seene par
Pyaar mujhe gale lagaa lo, Prabhu mujhe gale lagaa lo
Pyaar ki dhool mujhe gale lagaa lo, Har akshar mujhe gale lagaa lo
Bulle shaah ko, apni bhumika pataa hai
Mujhe apni bhumika nibhaane do
Mujhse naraaz logon se mujhe sulah karne do
Mujhe is kasht ka ant karne do
Pyaar ki dhool mujhe gale lagaa lo, Har akshar mujhe gale lagaa lo
Bulle shaah ko, apni bhumika pataa hai
Mujhe apni bhumika nibhaane do
Mujhse naraaz logon se mujhe sulah karne do
Hariyali, hariyali, hariyali, hariyali, yeh nagari
Haree-bhari jaaye re, bhari-bhari jaaye, Re bhari-bhari jaaye re yeh nagri
Tu hi na jo meraa to hansaaye mujhe kaun
Pyaar mujhe gale lagaa lo, Prabhu mujhe gale lagaa lo
Pyaar ki dhool mujhe gale lagaa lo, Har akshar mujhe gale lagaa lo
Sabr kar le, Dhaniye! Chhod de laalach, nahin to jaayega.
Itni chinta na kar, taaya. Alsar ho jaayega, tujhe alsar.
- Chacha, apna peg lo. - Tikki!
Pyaar mujhe gale lagaa lo
Har akshar mujhe gale lagaa lo
Pyaar ki dhool mujhe gale lagaa lo, Har akshar mujhe gale lagaa lo
Main ghoonghat se chehra dhankana bhool gai
Yeh chori hoti, Agar maine tumhare shalgam churaye hote
Ladkiyon ka kuchh nahin jaata, Ladkon ka faayada hi faayada
Kya maine tujhe khatmal jaise kaata, Kya maine tujhe bichchhoo jaise kaata
Darti kyon hai mujhse
Aadhe ka nasha chadh gayaa Darshan tere karke
Aadhe ka nasha chadh gayaa
Yeh kya ho gaya, Veer ji? Kya ho gaya?
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Doosari baar chillane par, main bhaagkar andar chali gai
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Tumhare darwaaze par jaat ki khuli chunauti
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